every evening i pray that captain jack returns to doctor who
imagine him with eleven
September 2012
6 posts
when I hold doors for people
- Kids: ...
- Teenagers: Thanks.
- Adults: Thank you.
- Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE
TWO YEARS
NO ONE FUCKING CORRECTED ME
FOR TWO
YEARS
